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Post by charliebucket on Dec 3, 2017 2:02:41 GMT
Ever wondered how I make my famous home-brew Orc Mead? Well here's how I make it: After feeding them to the Gibbon, I place the unconscious n00bs into a cell, this cell: After letting them contemplate why they had to be so n00bish, they get dragged out like this: Then, they are placed onto a mincer and chopped up into small chunks: Then, they are fed through a pipe into a giant blender which mushes them into a liquid: And then the n00b-juice is poured into a barrel: And then left in the basement to ferment: Thus is the process to produce Orc Meade. Let me know what you think.
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Post by LOKACollector on Dec 3, 2017 2:14:36 GMT
Excellent.
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Post by charliebucket on Dec 3, 2017 2:33:50 GMT
Thanks! I'm guessing an evil laugh goes with the "excellent"?
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Post by Yrkane on Dec 3, 2017 2:46:56 GMT
Wow.
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Post by LOKACollector on Dec 3, 2017 2:55:29 GMT
Thanks! I'm guessing an evil laugh goes with the "excellent"? But, of course So I guess we don't really need crocs or clowns anymore.
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Post by LOKACollector on Dec 3, 2017 3:02:37 GMT
Also... we're installing this operation under the tavern. Note to self: Put soylent green back on the menu.
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Post by charliebucket on Dec 3, 2017 3:06:37 GMT
Also... we're installing this operation under the tavern. Do it! Means I won't need to drive my Ogre-drawn cart of Meade to-and-from the tavern.
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